Jalapeno Punch's Jizztastic Testacular

Aural Fertilisation: The Demo

Wed, 12 Jan 2011 04:21:25 -0500

Come to Fist 2 Face in Ringwood tomorrow to see Stealing O’Neal, pick up a demo CD of ours,...

Wed, 12 Jan 2011 03:38:46 -0500

Come to Fist 2 Face in Ringwood tomorrow to see Stealing O’Neal, pick up a demo CD of ours, and get a nice hot dicking*.

*dicking optional, but I don’t see why you wouldn’t want it

January 25th? Yeah, fuckin’ Jalapeno Punch acoustic show. Get butt-pumped.

Tue, 14 Dec 2010 06:52:03 -0500

January 25th? Yeah, fuckin’ Jalapeno Punch acoustic show.

Get butt-pumped.

Oh, hey, looks like we might be playing a show in a couple of weeks with @sayitwithme and his...

Sun, 28 Nov 2010 20:44:02 -0500

Oh, hey, looks like we might be playing a show in a couple of weeks with @sayitwithme and his band.

CAN SOMEONE SAY BIG SLOPPY ORGY?!

SHIT GOING ON: Okay so we might’ve booked a couple of gigs for early 2011, and also...

Wed, 24 Nov 2010 20:13:26 -0500

SHIT GOING ON:

Okay so we might’ve booked a couple of gigs for early 2011, and also we’re in the middle of booking professional studio time, SO THAT’S ALL GOOD.

Squidgy’s herpes has cleared up and he’s been straight back on that horse, all around the neighbourhood.

Naughty J has unfortunately had Squidgy’s herpes passed on to him, however, so he will be out of action for a while (sorry ladies).

OH AND ALSO this is actually big news for teh band:
We’re currently looking for a second guitar player. We have someone in mind but he hasn’t said yes or no yet. But hopefully we’ll find someone by February.

Yeah yeah yeahhh partytime

At first I was clinically depressed, all like but then I listened to some Jalapeno Punch and I was...

Tue, 23 Nov 2010 01:57:00 -0500

At first I was clinically depressed, all like but then I listened to some Jalapeno Punch and I was all like

And also a little bit like

Jalapeno Punch lyriks

Tue, 23 Nov 2010 00:06:15 -0500

I’ma smack yo ass
I’ma shit on yo face
Take it bitch
All ova da place

In da club
Mixin drinks
In da club
Mixin drinks
In da club
Mixin drinks
Takin drugs
Mixin drinks

Yeah yeah yo yeah baby
I’ma fuck you baby yeah
Yo baby yeah

In da club
Mixin drinks
In da club
Mixin drinks
In da club
Mixin drinks
Takin drugs
Mixin drinks

Bitches don’t have feelings
So I’m feeling bitches
Bitches don’t have feelings
So I’m feeling bitches
Bitches ain’t like onions
They ain’t go no layers
They ain’t like cake nor onions
So I’m feeling bitches

In da club
Mixin drinks
In da club
Mixin drinks
In da club
Mixin drinks
Takin drugs
Mixin drinks

Fuckin’ east side represent nigga

EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FU FIGHTINGGGG

Mon, 22 Nov 2010 23:30:32 -0500

HUW!!!!

DOSE KICKS WAZ FAST AS JALAPENO PUNCH

WHA!!!!!

Eyelids Part Dueby the awesomesauce band called Jalapeno Punch...

Mon, 22 Nov 2010 23:24:00 -0500

Eyelids Part Due
by the awesomesauce band called Jalapeno Punch who are awesome

Eyelids (demo)by the shit band Jalapeno Punch who are crap

Mon, 22 Nov 2010 23:19:00 -0500

Eyelids (demo)
by the shit band Jalapeno Punch who are crap

What’s this? A Jalapeno Punch blog that will probably get mostly neglected except for when...

Mon, 22 Nov 2010 23:17:15 -0500

What’s this? A Jalapeno Punch blog that will probably get mostly neglected except for when cool stuff actually happens?