Come to Fist 2 Face in Ringwood tomorrow to see Stealing O’Neal, pick up a demo CD of ours, and get a nice hot dicking*.
*dicking optional, but I don’t see why you wouldn’t want it
January 25th? Yeah, fuckin’ Jalapeno Punch acoustic show.
Get butt-pumped.
Oh, hey, looks like we might be playing a show in a couple of weeks with @sayitwithme and his band.
CAN SOMEONE SAY BIG SLOPPY ORGY?!
SHIT GOING ON:
Okay so we might’ve booked a couple of gigs for early 2011, and also we’re in the middle of booking professional studio time, SO THAT’S ALL GOOD.
Squidgy’s herpes has cleared up and he’s been straight back on that horse, all around the neighbourhood.
Naughty J has unfortunately had Squidgy’s herpes passed on to him, however, so he will be out of action for a while (sorry ladies).
OH AND ALSO this is actually big news for teh band:
We’re currently looking for a second guitar player. We have someone in mind but he hasn’t said yes or no yet. But hopefully we’ll find someone by February.
Yeah yeah yeahhh partytime
At first I was clinically depressed, all like 
but then I listened to some Jalapeno Punch and I was all like 
And also a little bit like 
I’ma smack yo ass
I’ma shit on yo face
Take it bitch
All ova da place
In da club
Mixin drinks
In da club
Mixin drinks
In da club
Mixin drinks
Takin drugs
Mixin drinks
Yeah yeah yo yeah baby
I’ma fuck you baby yeah
Yo baby yeah
In da club
Mixin drinks
In da club
Mixin drinks
In da club
Mixin drinks
Takin drugs
Mixin drinks
Bitches don’t have feelings
So I’m feeling bitches
Bitches don’t have feelings
So I’m feeling bitches
Bitches ain’t like onions
They ain’t go no layers
They ain’t like cake nor onions
So I’m feeling bitches
In da club
Mixin drinks
In da club
Mixin drinks
In da club
Mixin drinks
Takin drugs
Mixin drinks
Fuckin’ east side represent nigga
Eyelids Part Due
by the awesomesauce band called Jalapeno Punch who are awesome
